Hailed as the invention of the decade by, ah, Us, it’s the Octabong. Revolutionizing the beer bong industry, this exclusive bong features eight – that’s right, eight – compartments for a truly communal drinking experience. One-inch diameter flexible PVC tubes allow eight drinkers to throw back their favorite beer in the race champions. The college dorms (and boardrooms throughout Silicon Valley) will never be the same.

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Clearly one of the most useless but funniest gadgets. Flickr Blockrs create that anonymous black bar over the eyes look – without any retouching at all. Even better than having your photo taken with them on would be wearing them and walking into walls and randomly groping people claiming you were just trying to find the light switch. FlickBlockrs.com.