Considering how long the iPhone has been out it’s a wonder no one has filmed this before. I know there are plenty of people out there just like this guy with absolutely nothing better to do. So here’s what happens when your iPhone stopwatch runs for over 41 days and then runs out of numbers on the screen to display the time. This clip would have been twice as cool (or more) had the phone exploded, or sprouted arms and strangled the guy for wasting his time, but alas, no such excitement. Just a 1 and a lot of zeros.

Once you get beyond the cheesy beginning to this video, the car itself is pretty amazing, but why on earth would you make it a convertible. James Bond would be proud!

Forget the fact that we have waited our whole lives for this futuristic flight, the Thunderpack Jet Pack is here and ready for take off. Thunderbolt Aerosystems’ wants to bring the jet pack to the masses. Can you imagine the sky rage trying to get to work!

New video from the planet Mars shows another mysterious figure that actually looks like the famous image of Bigfoot. Sasquatch on Mars you say? Hey could be. Leading conspiracy theorists speculate that Bigfoot may have actually been captured by the government and send up with the Mars rover. Ok. I made that crap up, but seriously that does look a lot like that famous Bigfoot picture?

Can’t they just drive the Mars rover over and take another picture? The thought that life might be on Mars or any other planet is pretty big news. Hell, who cares about soul samples, chase that thing down already.

If you missed Howard Stern on the David Letterman show talking about Nodoro, then you’re in luck. Here’s the clip. I’m not sure the product qualifies as a gadget, but it’s too odd not to post. Almost unbelievable but I kid you not, this is a real product for what they claim is a real problem. According to NodorO™, Male Genital Odors (MGO) is a problem that affects approximately 33 million, mostly uncircumcised, American males. The solution: NodorO™, a topical cream with the active ingredient of Clotrimazole that is applied to the “smelly” area. There is a very funny (albeit, I assume serious) FAQ page with questions like, “Will NodorO™ remove odors around my scrotum area?” and “What happens if NodorO™ gets in contact with a woman’s genitals?”. All kidding aside, the product is FDA approved and judging by the customer testimonials work great if you have MGO!

Check out this iPhone parody commercial with director David Lynch. He seems, well, a little pissed off. I guess he can’t appreciate the cinematic experience that watching a movie on a 3-inch screen brings. Curious as to where the clip came from. Seems like some sort of real interview. He references watching movies on your ‘telephone’, though not specifically an iPhone of Touch. Pretty funny though. I guess I won’t tell him I’m watching Blue Velvet right now, and yes, it’s on my iPhone, curmudgeon. Brief NSFW language fyi.

Pretty funny video from Microsoft’s CES presentation. A parody video of what Bill Gates will do when he retires. I’ll hand it to the guy for having enough sense of humor to poke fun at himself. Not many billionaires are up for that.

And of course having a few billion dollars also means you can get lots of famous friends to appear in your video. Like Steven Spielberg, Jay-Z, Matthew McConaughey, Bono, George Clooney, Brian Williams and John Daley. And of course a few political friends like Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama and Al Gore. Friends in high places. And listen closely and you’ll catch a joke about Bill Gates one day running for president.